Hello, PinoyWrimo Writers!
How’s it going? Did you get the truckload of fairy dust and good wishes I sent you? No? Shucks. I knew that truck driver looked shady. Not to worry. I’ll make it up to you. I come bearing toothpaste and little globs of writing advice.
Everything I know about writing a novel, I’ve learned from Crest Extra Whitening Toothpaste. What? You don’t believe me? Ow. That hurts. Okay, okay. I’ll prove it. Give me a sec while I run to the bathroom and grab a tube…

1.) Brush teeth thoroughly after meals at least twice a day or as directed by a dentist. Supervise children’s brushing until good habits are established.
“The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.” Mary Heaton Vorse
If I waited for the perfect mood or lightning bolt of inspiration to strike before I sat down and wrote, I would never have finished Before Ever After, or perhaps even started.
A huge part of writing the book was just about showing up, sitting down, and putting one word in front of another. It was important for me to follow a schedule and be as disciplined about it as though I were clocking in at an office. Whether I came up with five words or five hundred, it was still more than what I had the day before.
2.) For best results, squeeze tube from the bottom and flatten as you go up.
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” Tom Clancy
One of the things I like about writing is the freedom to create worlds within the pages of the book – but while these worlds spring from our imagination, it must come alive in someone else’s. Twists and turns in the story are great, but if it leaves readers going back and forth between pages to understand what’s going on, then the writer has failed. Doing the Cha Cha is fun – but not when you are reading.
Writing with the end in mind is essential – each sentence you put down must take you closer to that goal. If it doesn’t, take it out.
3.) Questions? 1-800-699-3974
“Writing is an exploration. You start from nothing and learn as you go.” E. L. Doctorow
The common advice is to write what you know. I believe, however, that that shouldn’t stop us from exploring what we don’t. There are treasure troves of information to be found out there and experts who are more than willing to share their knowledge if you just ask them. For me, half the fun of writing is in discovering something new.
4.) Whitens teeth by gently polishing away surface stains. Leaves teeth feeling slick and smooth.
“The great thing about revision is that it’s your opportunity to fake being brilliant.” Will Shetterly
The first draft is not about perfection. It’s about getting your story on paper. So what if it makes you cringe when you read it? You can revise it to your heart’s content AFTER you type “The End.”
5.) Do not swallow.
Um, yeah, because that would hurt.
I hope these little tips help you prevent cavities and finish your first draft. Now gargle, rinse and spit – and get back to work! Good luck!
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Samantha Sotto fell in love with Europe’s cobbled streets and damp castles when she moved to the Netherlands as a teenager. Since then, she has spent nights huddled next to a backpack on a Greek beach, honeymooned in Paris, and attended business meetings in Dusseldorf in the pleasant company of a corporate credit card. Her first novel, Before Ever After, was inspired by her experiences living, studying and traveling through Europe. Follow @samanthasotto on Twitter for updates from this author.