How’s it going? Did you get the truckload of fairy dust and good wishes I sent you? No? Shucks. I knew that truck driver looked shady. Not to worry. I’ll make it up to you. I come bearing toothpaste and little globs of writing advice.

Everything I know about writing a novel, I’ve learned from Crest Extra Whitening Toothpaste. What? You don’t believe me? Ow. That hurts. Okay, okay. I’ll prove it. Give me a sec while I run to the bathroom and grab a tube…

1.) Brush teeth thoroughly after meals at least twice a day or as directed by a dentist. Supervise children’s brushing until good habits are established.
“The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.” Mary Heaton Vorse

If I waited for the perfect mood or lightning bolt of inspiration to strike before I sat down and wrote, I would never have finished Before Ever After, or perhaps even started.

A huge part of writing the book was just about showing up, sitting down, and putting one word in front of another. It was important for me to follow a schedule and be as disciplined about it as though I were clocking in at an office. Whether I came up with five words or five hundred, it was still more than what I had the day before.

2.) For best results, squeeze tube from the bottom and flatten as you go up.
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” Tom Clancy

One of the things I like about writing is the freedom to create worlds within the pages of the book – but while these worlds spring from our imagination, it must come alive in someone else’s. Twists and turns in the story are great, but if it leaves readers going back and forth between pages to understand what’s going on, then the writer has failed. Doing the Cha Cha is fun – but not when you are reading.

Writing with the end in mind is essential – each sentence you put down must take you closer to that goal. If it doesn’t, take it out.

3.) Questions? 1-800-699-3974
“Writing is an exploration. You start from nothing and learn as you go.” E. L. Doctorow

The common advice is to write what you know. I believe, however, that that shouldn’t stop us from exploring what we don’t. There are treasure troves of information to be found out there and experts who are more than willing to share their knowledge if you just ask them. For me, half the fun of writing is in discovering something new.

4.) Whitens teeth by gently polishing away surface stains. Leaves teeth feeling slick and smooth.
“The great thing about revision is that it’s your opportunity to fake being brilliant.” Will Shetterly

The first draft is not about perfection. It’s about getting your story on paper. So what if it makes you cringe when you read it? You can revise it to your heart’s content AFTER you type “The End.”

5.) Do not swallow.
Um, yeah, because that would hurt.

I hope these little tips help you prevent cavities and finish your first draft. Now gargle, rinse and spit – and get back to work! Good luck!

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Samantha Sotto fell in love with Europe’s cobbled streets and damp castles when she moved to the Netherlands as a teenager. Since then, she has spent nights huddled next to a backpack on a Greek beach, honeymooned in Paris, and attended business meetings in Dusseldorf in the pleasant company of a corporate credit card. Her first novel, Before Ever After, was inspired by her experiences living, studying and traveling through Europe. Follow @samanthasotto on Twitter for updates from this author.

Stop. Right. There. Take a deep breath. Remember why you’re here—you want to write a novel. And, I promise you, even if you don’t get to finish it this month, even if you don’t get to 50,000 words, you’re going to feel great just for having tried. After all, writing is both art and craft, and you don’t always get a magnum opus your first time around. Like anything worthwhile, you’re going to have to work at it. And NaNoWriMo is all about helping you get into the habit of working at it.

Yes, you have a lot to do this month. But that’s why we’ve got a community—to help you cope. I’ve prepared a few tips I’ve learned from my four years in NaNoWriMo, and I hope they’ll be able to help you.

1. Don’t sweat the small stuff.

This is a cliché, I know, but it’s really important to focus on the goal here. Turn off that inner editor. So your word processor has underlined a word because you’ve made a typo. So what? When you go back over your novel after November’s done, that word will still be underlined in red.

Also, don’t worry about small discrepancies. If there’s something you can’t remember, like, say, the medical term for a certain type of operation your character has to have, you can just type in a descriptive phrase (e.g., “the operation in which part of the liver is removed to be transplanted into a compatible person”). Highlight it, and return to it later, when you’ve looked the word up.

2. Get a support group.

Now, this can include your mentor if you’re a newbie. It could include your writing buddies or whoever’s in the chat or on the forums when you come online. But it could also include your family. Trust me, there’s nothing like having someone to support you when it comes to doing something you really are passionate about. What’s more, having someone who keeps track of your progress, even if they can’t relate to the NaNoWriMo experience will help you stay on the straight and narrow.

After all, if your sister takes over your evening chores for you so you can eke out another 1,000 words on your novel because she’s hoping to read it when you’re done, you’d better be at the keyboard while she’s washing the dishes or sweeping the floors!

3. Don’t forget to reward yourself.

Don’t just set celebratory goals for the big milestones. If you wait until you hit 50K on your word count to treat yourself, you may find yourself falling behind because you feel that your goal is just too far away. Reward yourself for hitting your daily quota. Give yourself a little extra incentive if you double it. It doesn’t have to be big—it could be something as simple as a fun-size Milky Way.

If you’ve got a writing buddy, you may want to bring in the spirit of competition and work it out so that you’ll get each other something great once you hit your milestones. I know Tina and Anton have a food/book reward system going this month.

4. Give yourself consequences–and make yourself pay them.

Negative reinforcement can work just as well as the positive type. If you combine the two, well, you’ll have that much more incentive to hit your quotas. What I like to do is put a little money in a jar for every day I don’t hit my quota. If I don’t write at all on a particular day, then that’s even more money. If I hit 50K, then I get to splurge on me. If not, then it goes toward my donation fund (not that I don’t donate anyway!). Still, there was one year when, at the end of November, I had something like 400 words over 50K, but I still got to use my punishment money to buy myself a cute pair of ballet flats. You’ll probably know better than anyone what “punishments” work for you. If it’s denying yourself chocolate or Internet use before you hit quota, then do that.

5. Plot in your non-writing hours.

This is something I learned when I started working really long hours—right now, that means 12- to 16-hour days. And even if there are days when I just don’t get any words typed up at all, at least I know I’m working on my story. For me, that means working out the whos and whys of my characters when lining up at the bank or while I’m in the shower. I work out the twists and tangles in my plot on my commute to work—even when in the loo.

Do I take notes? Sometimes. Most of the time, though, I let those things percolate. My stories are the background noise to my day. And when I do have time to sit at the computer and write, I find that the words usually come easily because I’m not thinking, “Who is this guy I’ve just introduced into my story?” I’m not working out how to get my characters out of the mess I’ve written them into. I’ve already done that—and it’s likely that part of the work was done subconsciously. All I have to do is type it up.

These tips may or may not work for you. I hope they do, though! Part of what I love about NaNoWriMo is that I have gotten to know myself as a writer. I know how I plot, how I like to let things stew in the back of my head, that I’m more a weekend warrior than a 1,667/day kind of person. By the end of this month, you’ll know your own writing quirks better too—and then it’ll be up to you to figure out ways to compensate for your weaknesses or setbacks and to play to your strengths.

So this is where I thought long and hard. It’s been a long time since I actually did some designing, so we can say I’m really very design challenged now. So while listing all the contents of the website and designing the Pimp My Plot header (relatively easy — I just copied what a Pimp My Plot card looked during Kick-Off), I got an idea for the header of the main website.

For those who were in the kick-off in 2010, we included this little printed photos in the survival kits, which we called A Picture Paints a Thousand Words (or something similar, I’m not really sure what we used exactly). These are photos that we hoped could inspire you to include in your novel. These are random things, really, but if you’ve done NaNoWriMo before, you know how random things can be effective to the imagination and catching up with word count.

So if ever you find yourself stuck this November, just look up! At the banner of this website of course. Hit Refresh if you need more inspiration! We hope that one (or two or three or more) of the header images above can help you write a thousand words…or more.

Have any of these images helped you in your novel! Do share — we’d love to hear (or read) about it!

If you have photos you want to contribute (stock images, royalty free, please!), you can send it to us and you’ll be credited properly. Who knows, your photo may just help a fellow Wrimo get to 50k.